The finer things

Sometimes all you need is a good belly rub, sometimes you have to play
pirates. I get to play rough when we play that, it's my fav! I growl
and he growls and I kick and fight. My daddies wouldn't let me play
til I got a little older, and became a good dog. They were afraid i
would be a mean dog, but im a good dog. Grrrrr, pirates! get it?!
-Tico Chi Chi del Nuthairs Grandes Mario Lopez (that's my full show
name)