Anneedabus brought another dog home with him two days ago. He must have found the mongrel on the side of the road or something. The beast has absolutely no manners.
I tried to be nice to our guest. Really, I did. I let him drink from my water dish and eat food from my bowl. I even let him play with my squirrelly. I'm nice that way.
Within moments of his arrival Blackie or Frankie or Jackie or whatever his name is moved in on my Daddy. A girl can only take so much. Come into my house and think he's going to take my Daddy??? The nerve!
I gave that sorry mutt a piece of my mind. Didn't phase him. Because he's so dense, I resorted to language Daddy had never heard from me before. Daddy was so upset he Cesar'd me on the neck. I haven't been Cesar'd since I was a puppy!
Blackie-Frankie-Jackie has been here for two days and shows no signs of leaving. Anneedabus gave him a bath today to wash off some of the stank. Then Daddy blow dried him and brushed him out right in front of me.
I'm afraid the little beast is here to stay. I wouldn't worry if he was after Anneedabus. Tico can take care of himself.
But he's after my Daddy. I wouldn't worry so much but he's a lot younger than me. Even through my hate I can see he's awfully cute, too.
Everyone knows Daddy is a sucker for cute. I'm doomed. I need somebody to come here and take Blackie-Jackie-Frankie while everyone is asleep. You won't have any trouble finding him. He's the one that barks all night long.
Please hurry.
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